Kids Say the Darndest Things

We decided to finally get our dog, Tucker fixed. We explained it to the two younger kids as "getting his pee pee snipped so he couldn't make puppies." My daughter woke up this morning and gave Tucker a hug and asked me how he would go pee from now on. (Quick thinking sets in..) So I then try to delicately explain that he just gets a hole in his belly, then a seed gets a knot in it and he's all done. Simple as that. It seemed to satisfy her curiosity. I just love those moments. :O) What things have your kids said that make you laugh?